new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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