it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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