Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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