butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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