the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
