I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen