As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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