Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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