I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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