That's intense
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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