U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So many bounce houses so little time
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
