Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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