There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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