you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
