Ambien. No doubt about it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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