Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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