im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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