But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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