i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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