Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
NoShamevember. You game?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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