why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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