NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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