Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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