You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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