he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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