I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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