ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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