I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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