This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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