i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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