I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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