I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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