So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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