Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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