she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I looked at my own cervix.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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