So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think I sprained my soul last night
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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