you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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