would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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