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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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