Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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