She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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