I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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