Can Purell be used as lube?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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