there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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