After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Randomize
