This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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