We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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