can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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