Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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