69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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