Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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