you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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