do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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