Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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