i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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