Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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